imagine you are dating yourself

The date started at 11 PM on a day that began with Tofu Trays start up at 6 AM. It was my fifth (and final) date of the evening before i skip town tomorrow.  Angie and i had tried to do a 6:30 date but i had distressingly discovered that i do actually need food to survive and toddled off to dinner.

When i finally showed up within minutes of on time she appeared a bit manic. I asked “What are we going to do?  Should i get my laptop?” She looked at me with her hands moving quickly “with everything going on in my life right now, i dont know what is happening in an hour.  Pretend you are dating yourself.”

i got the computer.

About paxus

a funologist, memeticist and revolutionary. Can be found in the vanity bin of Wikipedia and in locations of imminent calamity. buckle up, there is going to be some rough sledding.

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