Negligent Parenting Magazine

Willow’s first home schooling lesson from me was about swearing.  I give him a dollar every time he can pick my pocket without me noticing, and he is getting pretty good at it.  My son has a dreadful disrespect for the police.  i totally forgot to get breakfast for him the other morning.  And tonight his 17 year old friend Rowan turned down the midnight laser tag adventure we (Willow and i) organized, because it was going to be too exhausting (Willow is 11).

The joke is that my style of child care will get me to the cover of Negligent Parenting Magazine.


family negotiations

And it was charming working with him on this evenings activities.  In a series of staccato conversations it came together.

“Laser Tag – let’s do it!” Willow wanted in on this new game

“We’ll drive in the Acorn car i have.” i offered

“I will get Rowan and Evan to come.” Willow offers

“I will call Craig about Adrian” i suggest

“Where will we meet?” Willow inquires.

“Let’s meet at MorningStar.” i propose

“At 10 PM, we will be ready.” And he turns and walks out of the dining hall with an air of confidence i find unusual in kids his age, but i don’t see him at all clearly.

So let the fine editors of from Negligent Parenting bang on my door.  i am helping craft a curious titan, who seems unafraid to take on anything.


Tags: , , ,

About paxus

a funologist, memeticist and revolutionary. Can be found in the vanity bin of Wikipedia and in locations of imminent calamity. buckle up, there is going to be some rough sledding.

7 responses to “Negligent Parenting Magazine”

  1. LS, Esq. says :

    Why does he have disrespect for the police?

    • Paxus says :

      @LS – My son sees no advantages to the police. There is basically no crime where he lives, so their crime interdiction service is irrelevant to his life. What he does see is one of his dads getting arrested and thrown in jail by the police for trying to stop nuclear power plants from being build. So to him they seem like protectors of monied interests which are trying to destroy the world (which a fairly compelling argument can be made that they are). They are the people who enforce car seat laws which are changed to advantage insurance companies interests (see

      And some of Willows earliest primaries instructed him that “the police are not a neutral institution”. Willow has a more thoughtful and critical analysis of law enforcement officers than most affluent adults i meet.

  2. Loran says :

    “There is basically no crime where he lives,”

    Except for all that music equipment stolen last summer….

    Easy to “disrespect” the cops, until you need one.

    • paxus says :

      We certainly have occasional crime. For which the police are largely useless. And in the context of community, there is very little need for the police. Years can go by without them coming on campus. I believe you have need of them, and thus are perhaps forced to respect them. And our needs are different.

  3. stevenz says :

    Disrespecting the cops is a privilege afforded affluent white people. Those with brown skin disrespect the cops at their own peril.

    • paxus says :

      You can disrespect the copies by choosing to be in places that are different from where they are, which is what my son and i largely do. There is not a color or income barrier to these communities.

Trackbacks / Pingbacks

  1. Donut Poisoning | your passport to complaining - May 5, 2014

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: