We could have a rad bromance
I’m looking for a bromance.
I can’t seem to find one?
Does anyone want to be my bro and go to hockey games with me?
I realize what I am lacking in my life is radical heteronormativity. I’m sure there are some poly dudes I can relate to who are into chugging beer, anarcho-communism, beer pong, protesting nukes, hockey, and twerking on consenting (of course!) blonde babes . I feel there is a dark hole inside of me that is missing someone to converse about this with.
Could I use Okcupid?
Does anyone know anyone who would be my bro?
[This guest post was written by Belladonna Took – in the spirit of my son, she said “if you are going to leave your wordpress account open on computers all over Acorn i am going to write posts in it”]