We could have a rad bromance

I’m looking for a bromance.

I can’t seem to find one?

Does anyone want to be my bro and go to hockey games with me?


I realize what I am lacking in my life is radical heteronormativity. I’m sure there are some poly dudes I can relate to who are into chugging beer, anarcho-communism, beer pong, protesting nukes, hockey, and twerking on consenting (of course!) blonde babes . I feel there is a dark hole inside of me that is missing someone to converse about this with.

Could I use Okcupid?

Does anyone know anyone who would be my bro?

[This guest post was written by Belladonna Took – in the spirit of my son, she said “if you are going to leave your wordpress account open on computers all over Acorn i am going to write posts in it”]


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About paxus

a funologist, memeticist and revolutionary. Can be found in the vanity bin of Wikipedia and in locations of imminent calamity. buckle up, there is going to be some rough sledding.

5 responses to “We could have a rad bromance”

  1. Rob says :

    I’m sure you will get a lot of replies to this one. 🙂

  2. ezrafreeman says :

    Did Willow write this, too?

    • paxus says :

      Actually, Belladonna Took. She says if i leave my blog open on the machine, she will channel Willow and post on it. she can be read at here exotic blog coloredstatic.wordpress.org

  3. Bryonna says :

    I enjoy your satirical posts the most.

  4. bigredkerva says :

    Paxus, I’d be glad to meet you for some heteronormative activities (until today, though, I had not heard that word, so you may want to think twice about my offer). I am not much on beer pong, but we can go kayaking or something, as long as you’re back at Acorn/Twin Oaks, since Joan and I live in Mineral.

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